IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF
DO YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE
THIS IS FUCKING MILES LUNA
HE LOOKS INNOCENT, BUT HE WILL TEAR YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT
DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina
The #Macbeth warning #broadway
This was my favorite thing.
no but the whole Macbeth thing is legit okay
my school was doing Pride and Prejudice last spring [I had some tiny little extra part, but that’s not important]. The girl playing Mrs. Bennet said “Macbeth” as a joke, which then was explained because seriously we’re high schoolers I was surprised even she knew about it we don’t just know random curse knowledge
the play was set back a week because Mr. Darcy got appendicitis, Elizabeth Bennet broke her right forearm, Mr. Bingley lost his voice, and Mrs. Bennet went head over handlebars on her bike all in the week of the play.
you don’t f*** with the Macbeth curse okay if Supernatural has taught me anything it’s not to f*** with curses
….omg can we have an episode of Supernatural about the Macbeth curse?
IT COULD BE THE MUSICAL EPISODE WE ALL WANT OMFG
once a guy said macbeth in our theater and then the entire set came falling down
several people got concussions
How the hell do they preform the play,
There are characters named Macbeth
You can say it but only in the context during the play.. No other time
Thank you for explaining.
(I’ve literally wondered about that for years)
Even if you don’t believe in it/haven’t seen anything weird happen as a result of it (I have, a curtain caught fire after this little shit kept joking around and saying it like a million times. Also the time the music director and the choreographer’s respective cars just caught the fuck on fire.) you should still not say it because other people believe in it. It can put your actors and technicians on edge because they’re worried something is going to happen and that may cause fuck-ups regardless. That word in the theatre has power regardless of whether or not it actually spontaneously causes weird things to happen.
If you have to refer to the characters or the play, us theatres types often say “Lord Scottish Play & Lady Scottish Play” or just generally “The Scottish Play”. Everyone will know what you’re talking about.
SO DON’T FUCKING SAY IT OKAY?
No seriously we did it for one of our shows and the whole time it was just The Scottish play until we performed it/rehearsed it. There were two skits that involved the name as a joke and guess what in one the swords the actors were using broke and the other a set piece came flying down and the table an actor was standing on broke. We don’t mess with it, I even cringe in saying it outside of the theater. Just no. Don’t.
but seriously imagine you’re at the gym and casually watching supernatural and you hear someone laugh next to you and you look over and it’s jensen
you’d be like
Oh there isn’t too much that makes me tear up… But this pulled on the heart strings….
i literally will always be mad about how the movies presented beauxbatons and durmstrang. i wanted snobby french boys rolling their eyes at hogwarts food and durmstrang girls in thick robes looking up in amazement at the great hall. harry potter is above this kind of sexist bullshit
Fun fact: according to Pottermore, JKR says that Durmstrang was founded by a woman.
The movies should have stepped it up.
friend: did you finish the assignment that’s due tomorrow?
"but dean said he’s not into guys"
because if there’s one thing you can always count on dean to do it’s telling the truth
Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”
*gets hot partner*
I love how the Ood is like ‘Dammit translator ball!’ and just hits it
This is why I really, really love the Ood.
Favorite Doctor Who scene.
The most misunderstood creatures in the fandom…
I love what Who did with the Angels and the Ood.
They’ve taken something that people would automatically want to trust, an angel, and made them creepy as fuck.
And they’ve taken a thing that people would automatically respond to the visual of with revulsion and fear, and made them the sweetest, most peaceful creatures in the universe.
If that’s not the best “looks can be deceiving” ever done I don’t know what is.
I guess you could say they’re misunderstOOD.